Now fellas… Yall know, I am a complete and total gym rat! I stay in the gym at least 6 days a week without fail. The gym is my refuge, my sanctuary away from home, its my Superman’s Fortress of Solitude!!! For most men we go to the gym to either change our lifestyle in an effort to begin a healthier lifestyle OR toning and crafting a body that will make us be the envy of every PTA meeting and parent teacher conference.
When I go to the gym Im not really interested in conversations and such! Im not in there to discuss politics or sports Im there to beast out a workout, sweat and possible take a mirror IG pic! Now I’m not sure what happens in YOUR gym but I swear to the most high as of late my gym is becoming modern warfare!!! Not from overly talkative bums sitting on equipement (not that that shit aint in overabundance) but by hundreds of scantily clad women, in full makeup and the finest of indian remy available! Men got enough shit to deal with in terms of pride and mustering up the courage to lift next to the dude whose arms are 6x the size of your whole body! Now we got to deal with Jezebel, Delilah, and Potiphar’s wife at the same damn time!
Now I’m ALL for my sisters getting in shape and trying to be cute for the summer but ummm….. Yeah baby girl if you coming in the gym in full makeup…. “We dont believe you, you need more people”! Being married, but being an a$$ man is seriously complicated when navigating the perils of Club LA. I’ve had chicks be like “hey can you help me with this weight”, my mouth says sure but in my mind I’m really thinking, “GTHOH, you knew what the hell you was doing coming in here dressed like sin and stuff”!
The funniest thing to me about this whole situation is I constantly hear chicks complain…. “Ewww all these guys stare at me in the gym” No shit, Sherlock!!!! Here’s an example of what your actions are doing, if you walk into a salad bar filled with obese people with a box of popeyes spicy blend… what the hell do you think is goin happen!!!!
To my married and log-term relationship brethren, our charge is to focus on the task at hand! Work out…. Glance… and keep it pushing! Know the times when the skimpiest dressed of them are in the gym and AVOID that time at all costs! Most of all be frank with the misses. I make all types of jokes about the chicks to my wife. She finds it about as funny and thirst-driven as I do! Not to mention, no matter how much I love fitness, I have a set in stone, 2 hour gym limit! Anything over that and my ass might come up missing!!!!